BROWNIE POINTS

Every time you play a game, your SiSSYFiGHTer receives some Brownie Points, whether you won or not. How many do you get? It all depends on how many other girls you crushed and what their rankings were.

First of all, everyone gets 10 points just for playing -- including the losers. But you don't get any points if you run away during a game, so be sure and stick around until it's all over.

A winner gets additional points for every girl who was humiliated. For each humiliated girl with a lower ranking, a winner gets 20 points. But for each humiliated girl with a higher ranking, a winner gets 30 points. Winners get points for beating girls even if the girls ran away before the game ended.

For example, Claudia and Tootsie beat Pug in a 3-player game. Claudia has the highest ranking and Tootsie has the lowest. How many points do they get? Pug gets 10 just for playing. Claudia gets 30 (10 for playing plus 20 for beating the lower-ranked Pug). And Tootsie gets 40 (10 for playing plus 30 for destroying a higher-ranked girl). If Claudia and Tootsie had beaten more girls, they would have earned even more points. Got it?

RANKINGS

So you're wondering what rankings are? They're based on your total Brownie Points before a game starts. A girl with more Brownie Points has a higher ranking than one with fewer Brownie Points. If girls have the same number of Brownie Points, the girl that has played more recently will have a higher ranking.

THE BOARDS

There are five different SiSSYFiGHT rankings boards: All-Time Champions, Champs of the Week, Winning Streaks, Most Addicted, and Losers of the Week. The game server recalculates each board about every fifteen minutes.

All of the boards except All-Time Champions are weekly boards, which means they are cleared and reset every week, on Monday.

All-Time Champions
This board ranks girls according to their Brownie Points. It counts all of the Brownie Points you have ever received, so getting on the All-Time Champs board is really something to brag about on the playground. The players on this board are the toughest, most popular, and all-around best SiSSYFiGHTers in the history of the game!

Champs of the Week
Like the All-Time Champs board, the Champs of the Week board ranks players by Brownie Points, but it's reset every week, so the lineup of the weekly SiSSYFiGHT champs will change much more often.

Winning Streaks
This board ranks players by the percentage of games they have won. The higher your win percentage, the higher you'll rank. To get on the Winning Streaks board, you have to play at least 10 games. If two or more girls have the same win percentage, the girl that has played more games is given the higher slot on the board. Watch out for the girls on the Winning Streaks board -- they're really good at humiliating other girls! Almost suspiciously good, some might say. The Winning Streaks board is reset every Monday.

Most Addicted
To get on this board, you don't have to win at all -- you just have to play a lot. The girls on this board have developed a compulsive SiSSYFiGHT habit which caused them to play more games than anyone else in the past week. If two or more girls tie, the girl who played more recently is given the better rank. If you see one of these girls on the playground, you might want to gently suggest that she take a trip to the Sissy Ford Clinic.

Losers of the Week
This board is like the Winning Streaks board, but instead of ranking the highest win percentages, it lists the lowest ones! You have to play at least 5 games to get onto the sad, sad Losers board. If more than one girl ties, the SiSSYFiGHTer that played more recently is given a higher slot. If you run away during a game before it ends, it counts as a loss, so look for all the scaredy-cats on this board. Some of these poor SiSSYFiGHTers might be hapless victims of mean bullies, and others might just having a week of bad luck, so try and be nice if you see them on the playground... or not!