Like, everybody wants to be popular, right? But not everybody *can* be popular. It's just not an option, you know? I mean, if everyone was popular, then who would the uncool people be? Somebody has to be uncool. It's just that simple.

So, this game, SiSSY FiGHT 2000, is a lot like life. You're out on the playground, and all these annoying girls are trying to, like, attack you and harsh you out. But you can't let them. You have to, like, do to them what they totally are trying to do to you. You've gotta majorly dis them and mess with their faces and like seriously crush their self esteem until everybody knows that they are mega-loser sissies and you are, like, "the mack." Y'know?

Oh yeah. Here's an important thing for you to remember. If you wanna win this game and be most popular, you definitely have to make the right friends. Because the best way to, like, totally let a particular girl know what a worthless dweeb she is, is to, like, seriously gang up on her. So while you're playing, make sure to chat with the cooler people in the game and discuss the different ways you plan to join forces to majorly crush these massive dweebs. In the end, they'll be outta the game, and you... well, someone has to be the Empress of the Universe, right???